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Jim: The quote was вЂњCut off your nose to spider face.вЂќДwight: You pathetic, short little man. Meredith: Michael, you are the reason I drink. Michael: I have got to make sure that YouTube comes down to tape this.ДЄngela: If you ever put sunblock on a window, you might be Michael Scott.ДЄngela: I donвЂ™t normally enjoy making people laugh. Michael: Who here has the Comedy Central Roast Channel? Michael: But now вЂbossвЂ™ is just slang for вЂjerk in charge.вЂ™ Michael: And I looked so good in a perm and shoulder pads. Michael: Those shoulder pads are really boss, man. Michael: You never expect that youвЂ™re the killer. Kevin: Michael, I think YOUвЂ™RE whatвЂ™s stressing everybody out. Michael: Oscar? Would you reach over and touch his thing? ThatвЂ™s what he said! Michael: That one makes me think of death. Michael: My god, if youвЂ™re wearing a dress, please keep your knees together, nobody wants to see that, ohm вЂ¦

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I filled him full of butter and sugar for 50 years and forced him not to exercise. TheyвЂ™re catching things that are totally going over my head.Дwight (reading statement): вЂњI state my regret.вЂќДwight: Yeah right.

#STANLEY MEATBALLS THE OFFICE SCRIPT MOVIE#

But IвЂ™m going to need to buy my dad a robe.ДЄndy: Jim and Pam are like, movie geniuses. Michael: We start with the dummy, and we learn from our mistakes, and now Dwight knows not to cut the face off of a real person.ДЄndy: Hope you brought your appetitos, mвЂ™lady, mвЂ™tuna. Michael: I will divide and then count to it.Д¬reed: You were in the parking lot earlier! ThatвЂ™s how I know you!Дavid: Can you tell me why you had to cut the face off the dummy? Michael: No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now, Kevin. Michael: CвЂ™mon, Stanley! YouвЂ™re losing you! Stanley: I feel like IвЂ™m working in my own casket. Stanley: If I canвЂ™t find a new way to relate more positively to my surroundings, IвЂ™m going to die. Michael: An office is a place where dreams come true. Something that Dwight doesnвЂ™t like.Дwight: I am planning a bomb scare that should really get the blood pumping. Michael: We should take a part of his pay and donate it to the charity of your choice. Michael: Stanley! Barack is president! You are black, Stanley!Дwight: A lot of ideas were not appreciated in their time.Дwight: I did not kill anyone. PowerPoint is boring.Дwight: Today, smoking is going to save lives.ДЄngela: Did you bring your jerky in again?Дwight: Have you ever seen a burn victim?Дwight: Use the surge of fear and adrenalin to sharpen your decision-making!Дwight: ItвЂ™s not real, Stanley. The Office Stress Relief quotesДwight: ItвЂ™s my own fault for using PowerPoint. 1-5, Tallyheads rated this episode: 8.89/10 The Office lolcat inspired by вЂStress Relief.вЂ™.Guest stars: Cloris Leachman, Jack Black, Jessica Alba. While watching a pirated movie, Andy is convinced that Jim and Pam are film gurus. So that people wonвЂ™t feel afraid of him, he insists on a no-holds-barred roast of himself. Michael tries a number of ways to get his employees to relax before discovering that he is the number one stressor at work. Summary (NBC): After DwightвЂ™s fire safety seminar goes awry, he must make amends to the stressed-out office. Writer: Paul Lieberstein, Director: Jeffrey Blitz

Stanley meatballs the office script